Elevator Pitch for Bash Foo
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Today I challenged myself to write down my elevator pitch for my company, Bash Foo Social Media. 
I didn’t want any pretentious chatterworthy buzz that receives the requisite head nods from the unattentive masses. If you are looking for corporate buzzwords and traditional marketing spin-doctoring with a nice warm and fuzzy feeling to it, you need to move along. You’ll find nothing of the kind here.
Rather, I wanted to first peak curiosity and then deliver a relentless choke hold that you can’t get out of.
Was I able to deliver the goods? You be the judge!
Bash Foo Social Media constructs strong business strategies.
Our uncompromising and unconventional analysis of a clients business needs maximizes the returns of even a small social media campaign through the gratuitous use of “Foo”.
Foo (foo) -verb
The amazing ability of human action in all of its forms to excite, engage, enrage, amuse, disgust, align and create a passionate response in others.
Foo is the action taken every day by our strategists to build viral blog articles, build and then engage fans, earn and then maintain community influence and finally to stand at the top of the highest mountain and announce brand dominance to the market.
If you are looking for Foo, you came to the right place.
